Since things are sort of slow until all hell breaks out on list  tommorow night, 
I thought I would update and re-post my finale concept. (With apologys to all 
non-X Philes)

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The Mother of All Season Finales, 
Redeux

After much fancy footwork involving changing various uniforms a dozen 
times and the ingestion of massive quantities of sugar Jarod 
discovers that his (not even slightly identical) twin is in fact Fox 
Mulder. (Kyle, he learns, is actually Samantha Mulder after one of Dr.
 Billy's experiments. Angelo is Krychek's not-so-evil twin and aliens 
killed Mrs. Parker by mistake, thinking she was Scully.)  While 
investigating their convoluted pasts and dealing with a skeptical 
Scully ("I want to believe, Mulder, but science can't explain 
crossovers.") and Sydney ("I want to be believe, Jarod, but why would 
anyone would name a kid 'Fox'?") they somehow stumble upon yet 
another box car full of dead aliens sunk into the Mojave desert and 
Mulder drops his gun. (Jarod: "What is it with you and your gun, 
anyway?" Mulder: "What is it with you and Miss Parker, anyway?") As 
the box car is blown up by Cancer Man and his even-more-evil twin Mr. 
Raines ("Kill 'em both--let Miss Parker sort 'em out!") and Jarod's 
shirt becomes inexplicably unbuttoned, they together struggle through 
a mysterious hidden tunnel that ends in Bobby Ewing's old shower at 
South Fork Ranch, recently renamed "SLeazoid 27". Peering through the 
dense steam the two disoriented, wet, naked but reunited twins 
discover Heather Locklear and her twin, both wearing only towels. 
"Just the two men we've been waiting for!" they exclaim in weird 
unison, dropping the towels just as smoke fills the room and flames 
begin to lick at the door. A shot rings out. Mr. Raines, lurking in 
the shadows, gasps. He also drops his towel. Closeup of Miss Parker, 
pointing a gun, possibly at Heather Locklear. Artsy, slow-mo shot of 
a towel drifting to the floor. Is that Broots reaching for it? 
Suddenly, inexplicably, we see Sydney reaching into his jacket pocket,
 taking out his gun, pointing it: possibly at Heather Locklear. 
Skinner lunges for the gun. They struggle. Another shot rings out. We 
still have absolutely no clue what the hell is going on. Closeup of 
two white rabbits (twins?) hopping peacefully through the steam and 
smoke. Another gun shot. As the camera pans back through steam and 
smoke we hear a familiar Scottish accent: "There's a wee problem, 
Captain--I can't lock on to just you and the crew!"

"Oh, what the hell," Kirk says in disgust, "just beam us ALL up, 
Scotty!" 

*****

Roberta