Bushwhacked

M=Mal, B=Book, I=Inara, J=Jayne, K=Kaylee, R=River, S=Simon, W=Wash, Z=Zoe
C=Captain

I: Who's winning?
S: I can't really tell. They don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.

W: Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed, who's flying this thing!? ...Oh, right, that would be me. Back to work.

J: Tell you what I think -- I figure that fellow we ran into, did everyone on board. Then he decided to take a swim, see how fast his blood boiled out his ears.
W: You're a very "up" person.

B: Should I remind you of the story of the Good Samaritan?
M: I'd rather you didn't.

J: It's impressive what 'nothing' can do to a man. Like that fellow we bumped into. He's likely stuck up under our belly about now. That's what space trash does, you know. Kind of latches onto the first big something stops long enough. Hey, now -- that'd be a bit like you and your sister, wouldn't it?

W: What the tyen shiao duh is going on in there?
Z: Not now, dear.

M: No one's gonna hurt you... anymore than we already did.

S: Ah, yes. He's a real beast. It's a wonder you're still alive.
J: ...Looked bigger when I couldn't see him.

B: I believe there's a power greater than men. A power that heals.
M: Reavers might take issue with that philosophy. If they had a philosophy. And weren't too busy knawing on your insides.

J: I ain't going over there with those bodies. No ruttin' way, not after Reavers messed with them.
Z: Jayne. You'll scare the women.

B: How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different from those that did the slaughtering.

M: You tell me right now, little Kaylee -- you really think you can to do this?
K: Sure. Yeah.... I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, it's not like you'll be able to yell at me.

C: Looks to me like an illegal salvage operation.
M: It does? That's discouraging.

Z: The captain was looking for a pilot, I found a husband. Seemed to work out.

C: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war.
Z: Fought with a lot of people in the war.
C: And your husband?
Z: Fight with him sometimes, too.

C: Seems odd you would name your ship after a battle you were on the wrong side of.
M: May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

R:Let's go again!
S: ... Later. Maybe.