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Cordelia: "Don't you have an elsewhere to be?" 16k
Buffy: "Isn't that bizarre? Aren't you just going 'Oooo'?" 32k
Buffy: "To make you a vampire, they have to suck your blood, and then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing. Mostly, they're just gonna kill you." 88k
Giles: "Into each generation, a Slayer is born. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One, one born with the--"
Buffy: "-- strength and skill to hunt the vampires, to stop the spread of their evil blah, blah, blah." 112k
Giles: "A Slayer slays, a Watcher--"
Giles: "Yes... No." 76k
Giles: "Everything you've ever dreaded was under your bed, but told yourself couldn't be by the light of day -- they're all real!"
Buffy: "What, do you like, send away for the Time-Life series?" 180k
Buffy: "Prepares me for what? For getting kicked out of school? For losing all of my friends? For having to spend all of my time fighting for my life, and never getting to tell anyone because I might endanger them? Go ahead, prepare me." 156k
Joyce: "Will there be boys there?"
Buffy: "No, Mom, it's a nun's club." 44k
Angel: "You're standing at the Mouth of Hell... and it's about to open." 48k
Willow: "He stole my Barbie! Uh, we were five." 32k
Willow: "Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or witty, or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, then I have to go away." 124k
Cordelia: "God! What is your childhood trauma?!" 32k
Buffy: "I don't suppose you've got a key on you."
Angel: "They really don't like me dropping in."
Buffy: "Why not?"
Angel: "They really don't like me." 92k
Buffy: "Do you know what it's like to have a friend? ....That wasn't supposed to be a stumper." 84k
Angel: "Good luck." 12k
Buffy: "There's something you forgot about too: sunrise.... It's in about nine hours, moron." 196k
Xander's crash and burn: 52k
Xander: "For I am Xander, King of Cretins. May all lesser cretins bow before me." 48k
Buffy: "My buds are here! I love my buds!" 28k
Buffy: "That's 'cause you're my friend. You're my... Xander-shaped friend!" 48k
Buffy: "I don't... feel so good." 20k
Xander's daydream guitar solo / Buffy: "You're drooling." 180k
Buffy: "Destructo-Girl, that's me." 28k
When She Was Bad
Giles' intro 261k
Willow: "My nose is cold."
Xander: "Here, let me get that for you."
Xander: "Sorry. I can't help myself. Your nose looks so tasty." 162k
Willow: "I think we had the upper hand... In a subtle way..." 82k
Willow: "We got to wear robes." 23k
Cordelia: "Is it possible to have too much character?" 47k
Giles: "Finding any redeeming uhh... Naked?" 71k
Xander: "Yo G-man! What's up?"
Giles: "Nice to see you. And don't ever call me that." 105k
Xander: "Oh 8 minutes and 33 seconds, pay up. I called 10 minutes before you'd have to consult your books about something." 125k
Willow: "Tsch. Tell me about it. The other night I dreamt that Xander... Uhh... It wasn't Xander. It wasn't even me. It was a friend's dream. And she doesn't remember it." 253k
Xander: "If they hurt Willow, I'll kill you." 50k
Buffy: "Kick my ass." 52k
Cordelia: "Embrace the pain. Spank your inner moppet. Whatever." 80k
Giles: "Well then. I've killed you once. It shouldn't be too hard to do it again." 114k
Ms. Calendar: "Yeah. That's the worst part about being hung upside down by a vampire that wants to slit your throat. The stains..." 130k
Some Assembly Required
Angel: "Danced with is a pretty loose term. Mated with might be a little closer." 81k
Cordelia: "Eww! Why is it that every conversation you guys have has the word corpse in it?" 98k
Xander: "Call me an optimist but I'm hoping to find a fortune in gold dubloons." 75k
Buffy: "Being called an idiot tends to take people out of the dating mood."
Xander: "It actually kinda turns me on."
Buffy: "I fear you." 161k
Xander: "People don't fall in love with whats right in front of them. People want the dream. What they can't have. The more unattainable, the more attractive." 193k
Buffy: "She's a techno pagan right? Ask her to bless your laptop." 88k
Giles: "I think it's odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on 40 pounds of protective gear in order to play rugby." 180k
Ms. Calendar: "Is this your normal strategy for a first date? Dissing my country's national pasttime?"
Giles: "Did you just say, date?"
Ms. Calendar: "You noticed that, huh?" 242k
Angel: "I saw the fire. I figured you'd be here." 57k
Xander: Whining about his lack of a date. 331k
Giles and Ms Calendar's 'second date conversation'. 435k
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