Miss Parker's Most Wanted -- Filk


I Just Can't Eat Enough"- Pez, that is
Formerly "I Just Can't Get Enough" by Depeche Mode
Words by Linda M. Najera
Inspiration by Courtney J. Frederick

When I eat that candy
I go out of my head
And I just can't eat enough
And I just can't eat enough

All the sugar you give me
But no cavities to be seen
And I just can't eat enough
And I just can't eat enough

I pull the head back
And I bite down hard
And I just can't seem to eat enough of...

I walk down to the store
Trolling the candy aisle
And I just can't eat enough
And I just can't eat enough

Everytime I think of you
I know I have to eat
And I just can't eat enough
And I just can't eat enough

I'm getting dizzy
It's a sugar rush
And I just can't seem to eat enough of...

I just can't eat enough x 16

And when I'm tired
You give me energy
And I just can't eat enough
And I just can't eat enough

I dig on Cherry Pez
Don't want no Sugar Free
And I just can't eat enough
And I just can't eat enough

You're a special candy
And you don't leave no crumbs
And I just can't seem to eat enough of....

I just can't eat enough x 16


"In The Centre"
Formerly "In The Navy" by The Village People
Words by Linda M. Najera

Where can you find pleasure
Search for family treasure
Teach science or virology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly, film the news, or skydive
Study family mysteries
Run from Swee-per Sam
Make chili with canned Spam
While others dream you cannot sleep

Chorus
In the Centre
You can't sail the seven seas
In the Centre
You can't put your mind at ease
In the Centre

C'mon now Syndney make a stand
In the Centre
C'mon now Jarod needs a hand
In the Centre
Please protect that gorgeous man
In the Centre
Let us meet the John Tesh fan
In the Centre
Have Miss Parker make a stand
In the Centre
In the Centre

They want you
They want you
They want you as a new recruit

If you like adventure
Better wait to enter
Save old Delaware for last
Please just hesistate
There is a need to wait
They're signing up Pretenders fast
You are never too young to join up today and
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be always a conspiracy
Pretenders struggling to be free

Repeat Chorus

They want you
They want you
They want you as a new recruit

Who me?

They want you
They want you
They want you as a new recruit

But. But. But I have a low IQ.
Hey, hey look man. I get entertained just watching the TV
They want you
Oh my goodness
They want you
In the Centre
What am I gonna do in a simulation?
They want you
They want you
In the Centre

Repeat Chorus


I do Run Run
Formerly Do RonRon
Lyrics by Sandi

Sydney and Parker are on my tail
I do run run, I do run run
She sure looks hot
but her heart is cool
I do run run run, I do run run.

Chorus:
Oh--this just ain't right
Oh--they're such a sight
Oh-won't get me back
I do run run, I do run


Jarod
Formerly "Wendy" by The Association
Lyrics by Sandi

1.Who goes around protecting
the small ones?
Who goes around giving liberty?
Who's giving justice to even the small guy?
Eveyone knows its Jarod!

Chorus:
And Jarod can race a car
be a cop or a movie star
and Jarod can fly a plane
up above clouds(up above clouds).

2. Who goes around setting up bad guys?
Who's making sure they get just desserts?
Who goes around quaffing down Pezzes?
Everyone know is Jarod!

(repeat chorus)


I'm A Pretender
Formerly "I'm a Believer" by The Monkees
Lyrics by Sandi

1. I thought like was only spent in a simming box
Simulations meant just for me
There was no outside life
No Playthings for me
Faceless people haunted all my dreams.

Chorus:
Then I escaped
Yeah, I'm a pretender
I can be
Anything I want
I'm so free
I'm a pretender, that is me

2. Now I can avenge the little man
and make up for what I did
Now I'm having such fun
Now I'm in control
and now they chase wherever I go.

Chorus:
So I escape
Lose 'em every time
think I might just
drive Parker insane
I'm a Pretender, that is me!


Jarod's 12 Days of Christmas
Lyrics by Deb Stewart

On the first day of Christmas dear Jarod did receive, a big bowl of chocolate ice cream.

On the second day of Christmas dear Jarod did receive, two bags of Oreos and a big bowl of chocolate ice cream.

On the third day of Christmas dear Jarod did receive, three barrels O' Monkeys, two bags of Oreos, and a big bowl of chocolate ice cream.

On the fourth day of Christmas dear Jarod did receive, four dozen donuts, three Barrels O' Monkeys, two bags of Oreos, and a big bowl of chocolate ice cream.

On the fifth day of Christmas dear Jarod did receive, five Roach Motels! Four dozen donuts, three Barrels O' Monkeys, two bags of Oreos, and a big bowl of chocolate ice cream.

On the sixth day of Christmas dear Jarod did receive, six fruitcakes, five Roach Motels! Four dozen donuts, three Barrels O' Monkeys, two bags of Oreos, and a big bowl of chocolate ice cream.

On the seventh day of Christmas dear Jarod did receive, seven cans of Insta Cheez, six fruitcakes, five Roach Motels! Four dozen donuts, three Barrels O' Monkeys, two bags of Oreos, and a big bowl of chocolate ice cream.

On the eighth day of Christmas dear Jarod did receive, eight Mr. Potato Heads, seven cans of Insta Cheez, six fruitcakes, five Roach Motels! Four dozen donuts, three Barrels O' Monkeys, two bags of Oreos, and a big bowl of chocolate ice cream.

On the ninth day of Christmas dear Jarod did receive, nine shiny Slinkys, eight Mr. Potato Heads, seven cans of Insta Cheez, six fruitcakes, five Roach Motels! Four dozen donuts, three Barrels O' Monkeys, two bags of Oreos, and a big bowl of chocolate ice cream.

On the tenth day of Christmas dear Jarod did receive, ten Bazooka Joe comics, nine shiny Slinkys, eight Mr. Potato Heads, seven cans of Insta Cheez, six fruitcakes, five Roach Motels! Four dozen donuts, three Barrels O' Monkeys, two bags of Oreos, and a big bowl of chocolate ice cream.

On the eleventh day of Christmas dear Jarod did receive, eleven cans of Spam, ten Bazooka Joe comics, nine shiny Slinkys, eight Mr. Potato Heads, seven cans of Insta Cheez, six fruitcakes, five Roach Motels! Four dozen donuts, three Barrels O' Monkeys, two bags of Oreos, and a big bowl of chocolate ice cream.

On the twelvth day of Christmas dear Jarod did receive, twelve Pez dispensers, eleven cans of Spam, ten Bazooka Joe comics, nine shiny Slinkys, eight Mr. Potato Heads, seven cans of Insta Cheez, six fruitcakes, five Roach Motels! Four dozen donuts, three Barrels O' Monkeys, two bags of Oreos, AND A BIG BOWL OF CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!


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