Invisible Girl
B=Buffy, G=Giles, X=Xander, W=Willow, A=Angel, C=Cordelia,PS=Principal Snyder, H=Harmony, MM=Ms. Miller
C: I am, of course, having my dress specially made. Off the rack gives me hives.
Mitch: Let me guess - blue, like your eyes.
C: My eyes are hazel, Helen Keller.
C: Behold the weirdness.
C: Well, how about, color me totally self-involved.
MM: Care to elaborate?
C: With Shylock, it's whine, whine, whine, like the whole world is about him.
W: Everyone looked down on him.
C: That is such a twinkie defense. Shylock should get over himself.
C: Like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of *my* life, and she's trying to make it about her *leg*. Like my pain meant nothing.
C: I have all these thoughts, and I'm pretty sure they all contradict each other.
H: 'C', for Cordelia?
C: No, 'C' for Wilma, little brain.
C: Oh, I don't think I need the loony fringe vote.
B: Well, I don't even like chocolate! Okay, that was the lamest come-back of our times.
B: Gee, it's fun that we're speaking in tongues.
X: Oh, so the good kind of moron would do that. The non-moron, I mean.
PS: There are no dead students here. This week.
B: Mitch wanted me to get his comb. He likes his comb.
PS: I don't think Mitch needs his comb right now. I think Mitch needs medical attention.
B: All I know is it's a message.
X: And?
B: And monsters don't usually send messages. It's pretty much crush, kill, destroy.
G: I have to say you're right.
B: I love it when he says that!
G: I've never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before.
X: Maybe it's a vampire bat? I'm low on that one, huh?
X: What, so there's homework now? When did that happen?
B: It's all part of the glamorous world of vampire slayage.
C: You should have seen him lying there all black and blue. How's that going to look in our Prom pictures? How am I ever going to be able to show them to anyone?
H: Well, they can do wonderful things with airbrushes these days.
C: I just hope they can prop him up long enough to take the picture.
G: A girl on campus with the ability to become invisible.
X: That is so cool!
W: Cool?
X: Well, yeah, I would give anything to be able to turn invisible. Well, I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, I'd use my powers to protect the girl's locker room.
X: Greek myths speak of cloaks of invisibility, but they're usually for the Gods. Research boy comes through with the knowledge!
X: My mom's making her famous call to the Chinese place.
W: Do you guys even have a stove?
G: How exactly do you propose to hunt someone you can't see? You may have to work on listening to people.
B: Very funny!
G: I thought so.
G: A vampire in love with a Slayer. It's rather poetic. In a maudlin sort of way.
G: There's an invisible girl terrorizing the school.
A: That's not really my area of expertise.
G: Nor mine, I'm afraid. It's fascinating, though. By all accounts, it's a wonderful power to possess.
A: Oh, I don't know. Looking in the mirror every day and seeing nothing there...it's an overrated pleasure.
C: Being this popular is not just my right, but my responsibility.
X: So, Giles said you'd be here. Why are you being here?
G: Once again, I teeter at the precipice of the generation gap.
B: I think I speak for everyone here when I say, "huh?"
C: This is all about me. Me, me, me!
X: Wow, for once she's right.
C: I know you're very strong, and you've got all those weapons. I was kind of hoping you were in a gang.
G: You know, I don't recall ever seeing you here before.
C: Oh no, I have a life.
C: Is she really wearing Laura Ashley?
X: So, homicidal?
C: Nothing is keeping me from the Bronze tonight!
X: Can we just revel in your fabulous lack of priorities?
C: If I'm not crowned tonight, then Marcie's won. And that would be bad. Se's evil, okay, way eviler than me!
X: Can you say, "gulp"?
C: You were popular? In what alternate universe?
B: Okay, can we have the heart-felt talk with a little less talk from you?
G: I can't find the shut-off valve.
X: Is this it?
W: Okay, that's bad!
G: She has gone mad.
X: You think?
X: What happened?
A: You tell me.
W: I'm up, Mom.
A: It's not like I need the oxygen.
B: There's one thing I really didn't factor into all this. You're a thundering loonie!
Marcie: Hey moron, I'm invisible!
MIB: We'll take it from here now, ma'am.
B: Take what from where?
B: Where were you ten minutes ago when she was playing surgeon?
C: I guess I just want to say thank you. All of you.
X: It's funny, 'cause she *looks* like Cordelia....
X: Boy, where's an invisible girl when you really need one?