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salmonella.wav 24k Crichton: Salmonella! What the hell is that?

cansay1.wav 16k Chiana: Can I say something?
Everyone: No!

tradein.wav 168k Rygel: Well, Moya has been, for as long as I can remember, our protector, our home, our companion and our friend.
John: Amen.
Rygel: However, as relationships grow, they also change. Do you think we can trade her for a faster vessel?

possession.wav 24k Aeryn: Moya is not a possession, you Lowness!

cansay2.wav 36k Chiana: I know I just got here, but can I please say something?
Everyone: No!

gooddays.wav 84k John: Listen, Sunshine, you want to be part of this crew?
Chiana: On your good days.
John: This is one of the good days.

toughchick.wav 108k John: Thought you were Junior Miss Tough Chick of the Universe?
Chiana: Yeah. When I can kiss, or kick, or cry my way out of it. This is way, way, way different!
John: You bet your ass it is.

cuteway.wav 60k Rygel: You're making less sense than usual. But... in a cute way!
John: Cute?

jokes.wav 60k John: You don't make jokes.
Rygel: No. No, I don't tell jokes.
Both: [wild giggles]

prowess.wav 48k John: I've got to get out of here before I end up like you!
Rygel: What? Handsome with a great sexual prowess?

locate.wav 56k Pilot: Your inability to locate them does not negate the fact that they are there.

welcomeleave.wav 44k Pilot: At the next appropriate moment, you're welcome to leave.

stuck.wav 44k Pilot: At the moment, we appear to be... stuck.

nausea.wav 48k Zhaan: I've always wondered what could be beyond height, width, depth and time.
John: Nausea.

scared.wav 136k John: How's she doing?
Pilot: Same as us -- scared.
John: Well, we'll do what we can.
Pilot: She knows.

plan.wav 44k John: You'll be happy to know we have a plan.
Chiana: I'll be happier to know if it works.

mother.wav 84k Zhaan: We stay together the whole way, Chiana. No roaming!
Chiana: Yes, mother.
John: No, Mom, plan has changed.

pissitoff.wav 32k Chiana: Before I got here, did they believe anything you said?

pissitoff.wav 56k Chiana: What if the creature's waiting?
John: Then piss it off.
Chiana: How?
John: Pretend it's me!

sequence.wav 176k Aeryn (w/ John): Rotate blue crystal, trim yellow disk, extinguish orange light, open copper rods. Black panel depressed halfway, dial tri-connector open, hot progression purple green orange gold. Lights, green knob, maximum thrust.

strengths.wav 52k John: It's going to be harder to doubt you in the future.
Aeryn: Well, I apologize for my strengths.

personality.wav 32k John: Hang tough, Sparky. Enjoy the personality.

rygelsong.wav 172k Rygel: There is no expanse of the mind the will cannot traverse
Or physically the distance made across the universe
His blessings many in the stars save one lamented curse
That 16th Rygel glory me must travel in reverse!

mippippippi.wav 88k D'Argo: One mippipppippi. Two mippippippi. Three mippippippi. Four mippippippi....

neverleave.wav 56k John: Where are you?
Aeryn: Looking for a way out of here; I didn't know if you were coming back.
John: I'd never leave you.

goodluck.wav 24k Aeryn: Good luck.
John: Back atcha, baby.

screwed.wav 20k John: Hell, we're screwed.

disrobe.wav 32k Rygle: Should I disrobe so it's memorable?
Chiana: [giggling] Yes!

amusement.wav 80k Everyone: [laughing]
Pilot: I fail to see the source of your amusement.