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Board Room Legal Department
Where your Obnoxiously Cheerful Tour Guides hang out. The entrances are hard to find, but if you can locate them (and aren't a lawyer, process server, Peacekeeper or ticked-off former client), come meet us! The Rules of the Road, our list of species requiring special handling or waivers, our ever-popular customer blacklist and all the other butt-covering that ensures you that can't sue us.
Reservations Desk The Bar
Our list of services and tour packages and, of course, our fees Open from 1600 arns to 400 arns, every day, cycle-round! Knock back a few, listen to your fellow passengers expound, attend meetings of the Aeryn Sun Interpretation Society and Widows' and Orphan's Emergency Beer Fund, or play the TGUT Drinking Game (on the theory that if you're drunk enough, you won't scream when you see the bill).
The Gift Shop
Souveniers for yourself or that Special Someone at home (when and if you return there).