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wayne.wav 164k Crichton: We do know that they will pay us to haul cargo, which they're not going to do if you go in there doing your John Wayne impression!
Aeryn: John Wayne? Who's that, a relative?
Crichton: John Wayne. No, he's... The big guy. True Grit, The Searchers, The Cowboys, Genghis Kahn... No, forget about Genghis Khan, everyone makes a bad movie.

lookup.wav 56k Rygel: I need them to look up to me.
D'Argo: Why? We don't.
Rygel: Well you should!

address.wav 84k Rygel: If you must address me, do so as 'Your Supreme Eminence'... which you should be doing anyway.

plan1.wav 12k Crichton: I got a plan.

softweak.wav 28k Zhaan: Soft, yes. Weak, no.

plan2.wav 84k Pilot: Secure for acceleration. Crichton has... an idea.
Zhaan: //sigh// Did you say Crichton? //swearing in Delvian//

plan3.wav 12k Aeryn: I've got a plan.

plan4.wav 60k Crichton: That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that!

nexttime.wav 60k Crichton: Next time you hit me, make sure that I don't wake up.
Aeryn: //tongue click// Oh...
Crichton: Don't //tongue click// me!

nudity.wav 148k Zhaan: Quite respectable for your age. Did you think you'd shock me? Is nudity a taboo in your culture? Are you ashamed of your bodies?
Tavlek: We would be if we looked like you.
Zhaan: I doubt it.

blanket.wav 44k Crichton: Nice blanket you got there, D'Argo.
D'Argo: A lumpy blanket. Get her off.

therapy.wav 140k Crichton: You attacked us, tried to take over the ship and you, you're ready to slaughter every Tavloid on the planet--
Aeryn/D'Argo: Tavlek.
Crichton: Whatever! If the gauntlet brings out the real you, both of you think long and hard about therapy.

nosermons1.wav 116k Tavlek: About the gauntlet, it's not as if I ever had any choice.
Zhaan: There are always choices--
Tavlek: Look, I told you, I don't need a sermon!
Zhaan: All right, no sermons. What do you need?

notenemies.wav 152k Zhaan: I could rip you apart right now; Khalaan help me, I'd enjoy it! But do you know why I don't? Because we're not enemies. This is your enemy!

rygel.wav 92k Crichton: Rygel is an obnoxious gasbag. Who's gonna shell out for that?
Rygel: He's right. I'm unloved, unwanted, unpopular -- //kick// -- unconscious...

fluffy.wav 20k Crichton: Don't you tempt me, Fluffy.

choices.wav 24k Zhaan: Perhaps I like to offer choices.

livedie.wav 88k D'Argo: ...Well? Am I to live or die?
Aeryn: Die. But not today.

nosermons2.wav 156k Tavlek: My choice.
Zhaan: ...No sermons.